Dear President Bush,

  In spite of all the fun the French have been having, stay home. Don't go rescue them. Since theyre so peaceful and have such great diversity, they're allllll over it. At least that's what they said during the riots in L.A. So whoever it was that said France doesn't owe us a thing, I'd like to say we don't owe them anything either. And while this continues, I'll just sit back and use the isolationist ideals you all have been wanting for years. And so, in the words of one great post 9/11 cartoons, I say, "What's that Jacque? Something wrong?"

Good day

Matt

Be Excellent To Each Other

And let Germany declare martial law and take over, I'm all for it